Sadistic Squirrel Maniac Joyce

Moving (or moved)

2008-10-15T08:47:00.000-07:00

I have actually moved to a livejournal a long time ago, so please stop coming to this blog 8D
Actually, continue coming to this blog, if my livejournal says that I am going to use blogger.
Oh, and find out my livejournal yourself >D
Clues? NONE HA.

Only about 4 people at the moment knows my livejournal at the moment and its Si En, Ratana, Risa and Oldie

And they knew cos they were online and talking to me at the moment while I was posting XD

SOOOOOO,

I MOVED TO A LIVEJOURNAL WHERE YOU HAVE TO USE EFFORT TO ACTUALLY FIND IT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >D
(and I might not tell my livejournal link due to some stuff in it)
(oh, and if you find it, comment please LOL)

Yes. This is probably one of the last posts in my blog... Erm. Maybe once I get a better layout or something, maybe I will come back... In form of a new blog title

And I posted this cos I came back from sailing and slept till 11:23pm by accident and theres no one online and I have nothing better to do and then I remembered I had a rotting blog, so I decided to post XD

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LOLOL
Goodluck reading

2007-12-16T03:41:00.000-08:00

Lol , I am going off already... 10 min more to go to the airport to UK... Currently I am trying to edit my blogskin but clearly had no time... I will post when I get there...

Happy Holidays :D
~ Joyce

2007-12-09T06:41:00.000-08:00

Ahahahah... Its been (another) such a long time since I posted on this blog... XD

And now I present to you...!
THE STARHUB REGATTA EXPERIENCE! (gawd, I hate starhub)

Day 1 -Friday-
I went late and missed my briefing... Set up boat and left...
I thought the course for the passage race was...
RED -> YELLOW -> BLUE -> YELLOW -> FINISH
A triangle and sausage... BUT... It was really...
RED -> BLUE -> YELLOW -> TETA(?) -> FINISH
A... Really big sausage...

The wind was HORRIBLE... When it was weak, there was barely any wind... And when it was strong, it was a storm... ._.
Then the weather got something wrong one... Rain goes on and off...
1st time start rain
Joyce: Yay! Its raining! But later will have light wind... How eh?
1st time rain stop
Joyce: O Shit... There wont be any rain and wind... ;_;
2nd time rain start
Joyce: YAY! ITS RAINING AGAIN!!!
---
7th time rain start
Joyce: Oh... Its raining again....

PS: I SAW A REALLY BIG JELLYFISH THAT DAY...! (HALF MY BODY SIZE BUT REALLY REALLY FAT) AND I ALMOST CAPPED ON IT XD
So retarded...
I hate starhub

Day 2 -Saturday-
Pretty much the same as yesterday... Except I screwed up my race.... XD
Rain goes on and off... On and off... Wanted to bring my jacket... But forgot it... And I was like :" SCREW THE JACKET!" in my mind XD

Day 3 -Today (SUNDAY YOU FOOLS)-
REALLY...REALLY... RETARDED! XD
We went out, so ready and enthu, cos its the last day... Then, it rained on and off on and off... XD
No wind and the current was bloody stronger than it...
We were bloody moving BACKWARDS!
Then, we got towed far front by some power boats cos we were drifting so much, then they left us there (far away from shore), and let us tie ourselves onto a undriftable mark (IT. IS. ANCHOOOOOORED) Then, the OD boat (committee boat) put up the AP over something flag... Which meant go back to shore and wait till further notices... XD
Then we were like... :" THEY BROUGHT US FAAAAAAAR OUT AWAY FROM SHORE AND EXPECT US TO GO BACK WITH THIS KIND OF WIND!!! LEAVE US OUT HERE TO DIE!"
Then we begged jiaolian to tow us back... Woots! He towed us back :D
The guy who I tied his string around my hiking strap so that can pull him along, cannot tie people onto his boat (3 people were sacrificed for my laughter... lolers), and thus, they were left behind... XDDDDDD LOL
The jiaolian was like :"TANMADE!"
XDDDDD
When we went back to shore, Jelly, Germ, her sis and I went swimming... Hui Min dint though ;_;

(I bullied Germ... The funniest time I ever bullied her XD)

After awhile, I saw Huzaini taking out a horn from the office and went to the OD boat... We were so sad ;_;
Cos it meant that we had to go back out to sea XD

The rain on and offed as usual... But the wind was strong most of the time...
Raced so hard till fingers turned red and bones into dust XD

After that, went back to shore... XD

Then we TRIED to play taiti and stress with my poker cards, but they were all stuck together cos they were wet for some reason ;_; XD

After that, had a prize giving ceremony and buffet... I swear, it was tasty... XD

THEN! THE LUCKY DRAW!!!
LOL!
IT WAS SO FUNNY!
I was like, "Ma, in case I win the lucky draw, *smiles*, do I have any nuts stuck in my teeth?"
XD
I prayed and prayed for a prize... XD
The funny part is this...
Sitting positions
2 Boys

Germ Dad
Mum
Her sis ME Jelly

First, Jelly gt a prize (some lotion)... Then I got a prize ($40 starhub voucher which I asked my mum and dad to upgrade the broadband with many times XD) then Germ's sis gt a prize ($60 starhub voucher)... We ALL thought that Germ would get a prize next cos the luck is going round the table... BUT!

2 Boys

Germ Dad
Mum
Joanne Her sis ME Jelly

LOL! JOANNE GT IT!
XD
Poor Germ...
Lols... So this is the end of the starhub regatta XD
Now I am at home... With painful fingers and rusty bones XDDD

I hate starhub xD
They suck at broadband, mobile phone lines AND regattas (screw the races in the weather)

XD

Darth Squirrel AKA Joyce

2007-10-03T01:03:00.000-07:00

Mwahahahhahhahaahhahahahaa :D
Tmr mah exams are OFFICIALLY OVER!~
(playcomputerplaycomputerplaycomputerhahahahahaahahhaplaycomputerhahahah)

Yay, I cant wait :)

I will be playing gunbound after the exams (which is tmr :D) and i dunt know what possesed me to want to do that... But whoever wants to play with me, tag on mah tagboard and we will see what we can do :D (TEAM PLAYING MWAHAHAHAH)

I played Halo ytd (pvp) ... Lawl... I aimed for my sister's ass and threw a plasma grenade there :D
It stuck there and it went BOOM *sniggers*

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hic

2007-09-20T23:09:00.000-07:00

Fye... xD
;_;
D:
Mixed emotions much?
btw. Fye = Final Years Examinations

WTFxDDDD

I made a comic
erm...
http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee315/DarthSquirrelz/AOJTNPH_01.jpg
Check it out :D

2007-08-18T05:49:00.000-07:00

*drinks another gulp from that large green tea bottle*

If this keeps on, I think my cells in my legs would die...

Ytd (fri), I had sailing pt... Ran outside for a very very very long time (24 mins+ A mins... yes algebra... look how hardworking I am in Maths :P)... And then sprinted from the gate all the way to the shelter between the DnT room to the classroom block... Wan die oso cannot die... Mr pei behind us... Always watching... waattcchhhiiiinnnggg... xD

After that, legs disintergrated... I rested for an hour at home and then had to go badminton practice... So much exercise on my legs... Couldn't walk after that and got pissed at my sister for not lending me wear my mum's sandals... Because she had A blister on her leg... WELL~

I had blisterS on my leg... ~

T_T

Today, Zany Parade!!!!~~~~!!!~~~!!!~~~!!!
Most of it is retarded but it was fun xD
I dressed up as a jellyfish... All pink... SAD xD... ( I should have wore bright BRIGHT pink and go there and say: "EYES BUURNNN!!!" *thinks* MUAHAHAHAHAH )
Then we went to the judges and sang songs and jumped in circles... ( This only applies to thy fellow jellyfishes xD... EXCEPT LILIN... Obvious because she is never cooperative... ) and squirward's (MOTHER NYX!) leg fell...xD... And the judges laughed...

Sara and I caught a grasshopper today and named it Yoda *hearts*
We tried catching the frogs but Mel kept chasing them away (GOGO MEL!) ;_; (MR ZAHARI YOU TOO T_T)
xD
Eventually, we caught 2 frogs and wanted to keep them as class pets XD...

Went to Suntex for church and waited for a hell's long time ;_;
Bored like siao...
But...
Joyce: *sitting near soyabean store* *sees 3 girls wearing green pinafore* *Looks closer and sees class t shirt* *recognizes hairstyle* SHIBEI!!!
Shibei: *oblivious*
(xD)
Joyce: *Dash up to the 3 girls, saw a pink paper thingy tied on one of their hairbands and recognizes all 3 hairstyles* LIHONG!
Lihong: *Notices* JOYCE!
Sara: *turns* O.O Joyce!
Shibei: Hi

That was vaguely remembered though xD
3 of them were a lil lost so I helped them with the help of... *drum roll*
THE CHOCOLATE STORE!!! xD

Wow long post... ~darthsquirrel~

2007-08-15T07:23:00.000-07:00

Yayers!
Today, I sailed BYTE~!!!! (instead of opti -optimist-)
Thanks lord I never cap (capsize)
xDxDXDXDXD
So much fun... Like going so fast...
But I will miss being thought by Jiao Lian :(
xDXDXDXDXDXD
BUT BYTE IS SO BLODIE FUN!!!~

xD

Okay... More links for laugh...

Stupid MS paint advertisement (LOL)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxx2KcPWWZg&feature=dir

*sigh*

2007-08-13T05:25:00.000-07:00

Hiyas Everyone!!!!
I have been actually online the past few days but was very, very, VERY, (inserts indefinite numbers of VERY), lazy... :P

I have been play Touhou... And reading their doujins... Cos, I was bored...

I composed a lyric :)
THE EXECUTIONER SONG
wo shi executioner!
mei tian da ah da! da ah da ah da ah da~!
mei tian sha ren, yong SWORD sha~!
kan tou ah!
KAN AH KAN AH KAN AH KAN~!

*applaud*
Thank you Thank you... I know I have lotsa skill *coughs* xD

Now for some random things

Hare Hare Yukai Dance ~ Melanchony of Suzumiya Haruhi ~ !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2HpAE-QcQA

Crazy Fireworks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0vH7ACwvRU

Chickens Go Go Go!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Di1cvA3BXWw

I cant stop laughing at this...
http://www.mclink.it/personal/MI0871/Smash_cosplay.jpg

I will also try to link everyone! Wish me luck!

2007-07-28T20:37:00.000-07:00

Haha... Its been such a long time since I posted :)
Well.... I won't be posting regularly cos of the CAs coming up :(
I have been very happy recently ( I FINALLY PASSED MY CHINESE )...xDA record made by me and for me :)

Last Friday, Mr Pei gave us (Sailors of TKG :P) Exercise cum Torture PT!!! xDStupid jumping jacks T_T ( Couldnt stop and we had to redo it many times )
Times are Bad la TT_TT
The Sailors played wth Elmo ( my soft toy from mcdonalds which I frequently torture ) on Friday and it fell into the drain... :( (we got it out and washed it though)

Oh ya... I am selling Science and Geography Notes for CA chapters :)
Email me if you wanna orderEach page for 15 cents :)
The notes are important things that we have to remember for CA :)
Must notice me 1 day before you want the notes :)

:)

2007-06-26T05:59:00.000-07:00

I need a suitable opening for coming back to update the blog after SUCH a long time :D
...
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaa?
=.=
I dun really now what to write...
Anyways... Today the new cRass commitee got chosen D=
Melisma and Shika-Chan got saboed *snigger*
No worries! We will support you :D

Heng ah... I almost got saboed as vicesports cap... Bleh xD
But actually... If I was vicesports cap, I dun have to be the sci rep...
And when the term ends, I dun have to be the sci rep AND the vicesports cap xD
REGRET xD

Anyways... I wanted to write something hilarious but i forgot what it is... <-- I old already

I love bacon

2007-06-04T08:34:00.000-07:00

ITS MY BDAE!!!!!!

Today, went to Wild Wild Wet and bullied Si En and Shika-Chan... Dx
Too bad Risa dint come ;_;

Edit Later :D

2007-05-31T10:15:00.000-07:00

Long time no post :D
I bet you all miss me

*Silence*

Ok nevermind TT_TT

I havent been posting cos I was busy playing WoW... MY GNOME ROCKS!!!
I fried a giant turtle :D I am so proud...
Lol... Sailing on Tuesday was so fun xD...
Oh wait... Every sailing day is fun :D
Lol xD On Tuesday, I put my hand into the sea... And a fish came and swam round it... Trying to bite my finger :D I was like " What the hell is that slimy thing on my hand "... Then I looked down and I saw a small fish (long bodied with funny scales) swimming round my hand and I was like " WTF " and I took my finger outta the sea... HA PEITING! I AM SO MUCH MORE POPULAR WITH SEA LIFE :P
xD
Just kidding...

Recently, I saw lots of jellyfishes... 2 on Tuesday and 8+ on Wednesday ( near shore... They were so cute )... Is it jellyfish season? Someone tell me xD I am ignorant of this world T_T

HAPPY BDAE CLARA!!!!! :D:D:D:D:D

I dun know anything now

2007-05-22T07:42:00.000-07:00

I am so tired... I dun know why ;_;
Ytd, I woke up feeling very tired. At chinese time, I slept.... And my chinese teacher stared at me with like this expressions: T_T
LOL xD
Sailing ytd was horrible... There was no wind T_T
But the good part is, we left early... And the lesson Jiaolian gave us was "How to help tow your friend back to shore" xD
Then when I went back home... I was all red eyed and teary <-- Fatigue (Ha! My engrish sooo good :D )
Then I did my hw and then, it was quite late and then I went to bath cos I wanna sleep... Then mummy wanted me to teach Jayne her piano pieces T_T
And I was stuck with her for quite some time T_T
*Yawns*

TODAY!!! :D
I am still tired from ytd T_T
Today, at History period... Ms Su gave us work to do... But I was soooo tired, I did the work right after she gave it to us and slept... Then she looked at me with the expression: T_T
xDxD
She caught me 2 times and tought that I never did my work xD and I was like thinking "But I did it already!"

That was one of the negative things that happened today <--- Yet amusing
The other negative thing was someone 'headbutted' my green tea with her bottle (Bluey!)
and the green tea splooshed onto me <--- I like the word sploosh okay?
I wonder WHO IS THAT SOMEONE ar?
I think it starts with R and ends with U
Hmmm... How many friends do I have that starts with R and ends with U ar?
1
xD
Nevermind, your forgiven :D (but you still owe me half a bottle of green tea T_T)

PS. I suddenly have the urge to find a World of Warcraft private server and create a Gnome charactor T_T

xD

2007-05-19T20:21:00.000-07:00

Hiyas Everybodies!
I have not been posting regularly but the reason is that my internet has some probs.... I dun know why... :(
My ankle got hurt a few days ago... I was walking... Then suddenly, 2 people run towards me, one ran over my leg, the other kicked my ankle... Then we all fell down xD
I dun know whether to laugh or cry... xD ;_;
I have been doing pointless things for a few days already... Why cant I find a better MMORPG? :(
( This means, I have been playing runescape outta boredom )
( and I dont enjoy it )
( but it kills time )
( Maybe I should go to zombo.com )
xD
Then, I have been watching youtube videos... Like the No Pork Rk House show and the Mr Brown show...
NO PORKU!
xDxD

2007-05-14T08:38:00.000-07:00

Today, I went to Kublai Khan <-- A buffet
to celebrate...
MY DAD'S B'DAE!!! WOOOO!!!!
Wow... I am like so full... Ate lots and lots of tasty food :D
I just came back home... And I went to Youtube... Found a video called "Terminator meets Jesus" and I just watched it outta curiousity... And LOL xD
Jesus: And you cannot go around killing people!
Terminator: Why?
Jesus: Because it is one of god's commandments "Thou shalt not kill."
Terminator: Why?
Jesus: Because it is a sin
Terminator: Why?
Jesus: Because it is not nice.
Terminator: Why?
Jesus: ... Forgive him father, he is a robot from the future.

Terminator: *kills Judas*
Jesus: *Ressuructs Judas*
Terminator: *kills Judas*
Jesus: Stop it! Stop killing Judas!

Lol... You gotta watch this show!!! Also this show from Madtv Memoirs of a Geisha
LOL xD

Crazy Day :D

2007-05-12T10:00:00.000-07:00

Today, I went to Malaysia to celebrate Mother's day and my dad's b'dae!!! xD
Hmm... Watched Spidey Man 3 :D
And after that, we went back to my uncle's home <-- hes a vet
to deliver some dogs (pregnant chihuahua)... So cute!!! The chihuahua so pretty also!
There were 3 baby dogs in all... But 1 died :(
So there were only 2...
The dog which died died cos it was born with it's intestine outside its body and the rest of it burst inside the body.. So sad :(
Oh ya!!! I found out my sis's site :D:D:D
(I will add it when I get back home... Cos I am posting this when shes standing right next to me :D:D:D:D *evil grin*)

MOMIJI ;_;

2007-05-11T02:13:00.000-07:00

MOMIJI ;_;
So sad... I just watched Ep 15 of Fruits Basket...
MOMIJI ;_;
Waah! I practically allowed myself to cry over that episode xD
But I cannot help it lehs its so sad ;_;

Today had Sailing PT!!! Wa! So lax xD
First time so lax de... :D
Bah! I am bored...

DOOM?

2007-05-09T06:14:00.000-07:00

LOL!
Today was tiring yet fun... :D
When go sailing today, JiaoLian told us that there was a cyclone at the beach this morning... Some trees fell over... BIG TREES...
Then we had breifing... Then since the wind wasnt stable and thunder could still be heard, we did not go sailing... But instead...
*SHIVERS*

WE. WENT. RUNNING. *PANTS*.

Lol... 3 rounds round the sailing centre... Not through it, but ROUND it... R O U N D...
xD
Fun but tiring... Jelene (sailing mama) sprained her ankle and we had to ask ice for her... Then everyone stopped running... <---Already ran 2 rounds
Natasha already did 3 rounds... Shes like... So pro...
Meiling (ML aka Sailing dahdy) ran we me for the last round after everyone stopped...

xD
WIND WAS SO NICE TODAY...
Weather conditions while running:
Strong Wind, light rain, lotsa birds and insects flying around, puddles on the ground...
Nice day to run huh?
:D

Engrish Project

2007-05-08T02:11:00.000-07:00

GOOD DAY EVERYBODY xD
(Insight joke... Dun ask)
I just brought back the memory thingy back home... I saw the clips me and Risu did... <--- Risa

SO FUNNY... We like took such a long time to do it... Because Risu and I kept on laughing or saying our parts wrong xD
Its either
-Laughing at ourselves
-Laughing at ourselves trying to stop laughing at ourselves
-Laughing at our faces
-Laughing at the Ice Cream part
-Laughing at parts we said wrong
-Laughing at each other
xD

Some funny lines we said were...
Joyce: And they sponsored ICE CWEAM...
Risu: JOYCE!
Joyce: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Risu: And they sponsored (saw the Ice Cream typo >Ice Cweam<) *sniggers*
Joyce: T_T

Joyce: Even the sweetest Educators have Strict teeth too!
( Even the strictest Educators have Sweet teeth too! )

Lol... Ice Cweam...

Sailing Today was Maniactic xD

2007-05-07T04:38:00.000-07:00

Hellos Everybody! Today got sailing but it was VERY different :D
First, we sailed upwind and then sailed backwards to the finishing line/ starting line... Lol?
Second, we sailed upwind and downwind without our rader like windsurfing like that...
IT WAS SO COOL !~
When we launched also very funny... xD
First, Meiling ( aka ML or Ah Pah <-- Sailing ), I launched with her... :D
She had problems holding the boat and then her boat was filled with water after I turned my back on her for a while xD
So I held her boat and let her bail xD
Waves were so strong today :X

I am starting to like the anime and manga 'Fruits Basket' alot... :D
Its so sad sometimes but I cannot believe it... The main heroine (Tohru) doesn't get Yuki ! (Like how we thought) xD
WHY??? They looked so nice together ;_;

~ End of Post ~ <-- Is that neccesary?

Marshmellow!

2007-05-04T22:37:00.000-07:00

Hahaha!!! Today, my friends and I at church were havin a...
DUM... DUM... DUM...
MARSHMALLOW COMPETITION!!!! :D
The objective of this game is to see how many marshmallows we could fit into our mouths...
I fitted in 70 :D (Yups I counted)
Actually, we were trying to count but then... We had to grab all the marshmallows that we could grab... xD
So nobody won because we all dint know the numbers ;_;
LOL xD

MUAHAHAHAHA

2007-05-03T23:39:00.000-07:00

GUESE WHAT EVERYBODY?
I FINALLY DLED FRUITS BASKET'S FANSUBBED AND IT WORKS!!! WOOOO!!!
NO MORE SEARCHING AND SEARCHING FOR THE BLOODY EPISODE ON YOUTUBE!!!

Sorry... Hyterical :D
I mean, its so hard to find the bloody Fruits Basket show that is dubbed in jap and subbed in engrish :D

Today, Risu and I bloody did a bloody engrish project... WE OUTTAKED 50+ TIMES >:-(
Stupid english project -.-
LOL IT WAS SO FUNNY xD
We laughed and laughed and laughed and laughed xD

Today, There was 2 birds on the road today... One of them, the wing, got ran over by a car... Then the other bird tried to help that bird and then another car ran over both of them... o.o Leaving a bloodstained floor <--- I think...
I was like : O.o
The whole time

End of Exams

2007-05-02T15:16:00.000-07:00

The end of ytd means the end of CA2!!! YAYERS!!! CELEBRATE!!!
*opens a can of beer*

New Blog

2007-05-02T08:29:00.000-07:00

Hello Everybodies! Joyce here... Temporary moving to this site! Please Relink me!
Hahaz!
Today, my cousin Amanda and Malcolm went back to JB... :(
Hahaha...
I found out that when I am bored, I can do many many things... Like play KH2 ending over and over again... Twiddle with my toes... (ooh how they crack) Look at those puny bugs walk across the table awaiting their doom... (MUAHAHAHAHAAH)... Lol :D
Nothing really special happened today... Unless you count my dog, Flurry, responding to Natasha (girl from 1e4), and not me ;_; LOL xD
Hmmm... Since I am bored.... I shalt now write something funny from some stuff..
Risa: Hani is 1.49 cm tall
Joyce: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo